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Useful words

These words are words you may consider incorporating into your language. They express very specific common sentiments that you've felt many times before, but probably didn't know that you could express in a single word.

Word Meaning
simper To say with a silly, self-conscious smile
gobbledygook, bafflegab Language that is difficult to understand because of excessive jargon and a roundabout way of speaking
specious Having the ring of truth or plausibility but actually being false
malinger To fake sickness in order to avoid work
ossified Made rigidly conventional and unresponsive to change
glurge Improbable stories with moralistic undertones, intended to tug at your heartstrings; coating a kernel of an idea with a saccharine layer of deception to make the inspiration that much easier to swallow
twitterpated Confused by affection or infatuation
pumpkinification Absurdly uncritical glorification

Superior Synonyms

Why use the same words that everyone else is using when you can use goofy sounding alternatives like these?

Word Meaning
shmarmy Smug, condescendingly flattering, offensive (british slang)
flaccid Soft and limp, flabby, lacking firmness and muscle tone; Lacking energy and vigor
peccadillo A slight offense or minor sin
natty Neat and tidy
obtuse

Lacking quickness of perception or intellect; Lacking clarity in thought, perception, or expression

alogism Illogical statement, absurdity
anencephalic Characterized by a total or partial absence of brain
sprightly Lively, animated, mirthful
mammothrept A spoiled child
alieniloquy Talk that is wide of the purpose, not addressing the matter at hand

Wacky Words

These words are so far out of whack, they're just for sheer entertainment value. Don't ever expect to be able to use words like these:

Word Meaning
sesquipedalian

Given to using long words; having many syllables

gammerstang A tall, awkward person, usually a woman
garbology The study of a society or culture by studying its refuse
arctophily The collecting of teddy bears
arachibutyrophobia The fear of peanut butter sticking to the roof of your mouth